(**This picture has NOTHING to do with this post,but it's a good one!)
I LOVE MY JOB BECAUSE....
1. I get paid to watch sports, are you kidding me? Fricken awesome.
2. I get to see 2 ambulances, a police car, and a FIRE TRUCK come when a pinkie is dislocated...and then have them say "yeah, there's nothing we can do for that."
3. I get to see grown men act like little boys (and they ALWAYS do).
4.I love being called ma'am!
5. I get to hear the "well what about Jesus" comment when a guy comes with hair over his ears.
6. I love when a player runs off with a split head, blood everywhere, and people look at me like I'm a doctor because I'm holding a first aid bag with a few bandaids, some gauze, and hand sanitizer (this is actually a very scary moment, one that I hate, and one that I'm apparently not very good at (I generally panic)).
6. I get to see a player pull pennies out of his pockets (lots of them) and "make it rain" after a touchdown (funny, but I wouldn't recommend it, you will get carded).
GO AHEAD...BE JEALOUS.