Thursday, March 26, 2009

Why I Love My Job


(**This picture has NOTHING to do with this post,but it's a good one!)

I LOVE MY JOB BECAUSE....

1. I get paid to watch sports, are you kidding me? Fricken awesome.
2. I get to see 2 ambulances, a police car, and a FIRE TRUCK come when a pinkie is dislocated...and then have them say "yeah, there's nothing we can do for that."
3. I get to see grown men act like little boys (and they ALWAYS do).
4.I love being called ma'am!
5. I get to hear the "well what about Jesus" comment when a guy comes with hair over his ears.
6. I love when a player runs off with a split head, blood everywhere, and people look at me like I'm a doctor because I'm holding a first aid bag with a few bandaids, some gauze, and hand sanitizer (this is actually a very scary moment, one that I hate, and one that I'm apparently not very good at (I generally panic)).
6. I get to see a player pull pennies out of his pockets (lots of them) and "make it rain" after a touchdown (funny, but I wouldn't recommend it, you will get carded).

GO AHEAD...BE JEALOUS.

3 comments:

Taki said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had my moments w/ the Intramural Coordinators. I totally thought you got a new job or something that sent you to Ann Arbor after reading the title. I'm an idiot.

Mom said...

Yeah Taki... I'm sure you gave that person plenty of grief. But what I don't get is the penny thing. They throw pennies? When did this start- or is it just a BYU thing?

Annette Shumway said...

No no, it was just a one time thing, a guy scored a touchdown and then pulled a bunch of pennies out of his pockets and threw them up in the air and the other players did a rain dance around him. It was HILARIOUS!